There seems to be a serial pooper on the unfastened in New York Metropolis, and so they’re focusing on performs on Broadway. Page Six experiences that the Shubert Theater on forty fourth Avenue was not too long ago struck, and somebody left a dump close to Hillary and Chelsea Clinton. The mother-daughter pair had been there for the musical efficiency of “Some Like It Scorching.”
“Final week when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton had been within the viewers the lights got here up for intermission and there have been two human turds within the aisle simply close to the well-known political duo,” a supply instructed the outlet.
In keeping with the supply, the biohazard was wiped up, and the Clintons stayed till closing curtain. “The home crew handled it very appropriately and rapidly, and Hillary and Chelsea remained within the theater for the second act,” they added.
Whereas some are chalking it up as a one-time offense, different insiders allege there’s a rising checklist of poopgate victims.
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One supply blamed it on the aged, stating somebody was unable to make it to the lavatory in time. “It’s fairly unhappy,” they stated.
Nonetheless, an individual contained in the theater (it’s unclear whether or not they’re a staffer or an attendee) received in contact with the home supervisor who revealed “it was truly the fourth time” a human turd had magically appeared in a theater aisle throughout a present.
“There may be somebody who’s both sh*tting within the aisle, or surreptitiously dumping defecation that they smuggled into the theater,” the supply surmised.
A number of A-listers, together with Steven Spielberg and Kristin Chenoweth, have made the trek to Shubert Theater in latest weeks. It’ll be attention-grabbing to see who — and what — is the gang on the subsequent “Some Like It Scorching” efficiency.